Cast the Play

Katherine- Roseanne will play Katherine because she pretty much already plays a shrew in her show. To add to that, noone wants to marry her...I suspect.


Petruchio- John Goodman will play Petruchio because he likes Rosanne (Katherine) and that's a good enough reason for him to play the part to me.


Bianca- Beyonce is Bianca because everyone should want Beyonce to be their wife because she is amazing, beautiful and obviously rich. This compares to Bianca because she is beautiful and rich as well.


Baptista- Baptista will be played by Bill Gates. He is ridiculously rich, just like Baptista is rich.


Lucentio- Lucentio will be played by Steve Martin because he majored in philosophy just like Lucentio wants to.

Tranio- Lindsey Lohan will be Tranio because Tranio wants a good time and I would say that Lindsey Lohan does as well.


Gremio and Hortensio- Shawn and Marlon Wayans, they guys from White Chicks, will play Gremio and Hortensio. They probably want Beyonce (Bianca) because everyone does.